Macgyver Approved

I love it when two mad scientists get together! This EPIC image (also my new wallpaper) was drawn by Bryan “Silent But Violent” Prindiville and imagined by Nick “Ghostfreehood” Borkowicz. During a recent spur of genius Bryan has asked for some Wheel of Death suggestions for drawing inspiration. Have no idea what I am talking about? INFORM YOURSELF!

The WHEEL OF DEATH is the fuel behind the greatest battle between man and imagination SUPER ART FIGHT

The pen that may as well be a sword Bryan “Silent But Violent” Prindiville

The mind behind the mayhem Nick “Ghostfreehood” Borkowicz be sure to check out his comic Oh Perilous World

On a side note do yourself a favor and start taking in everything the Super Art Fight Crew throws out, you will thank me later.

I think I just figured out what I am doing during my vacation

Nothing really to elaborate on about this. but when it happens you will thank me

I wont pretend to know anything about touring car racing. The only thing I am certain of is it looks incredibly hard to compete in. This past weekend Portugese driver Francisco Carvalho was tapped coming into a corner and the result is one of greatest “oh shit” moments of the year. Check out the video:

Words can not stress how sad this picture makes me.

Okay here we go:

Why do all three of them look confused?

Why do the costumes look like rejected Iron Man villains?

Where are Loki’s horns?

What happened to Thor’s new bad ass hammer?

Y’know this one

Look, I think at this point the studio should spend less time showing the costumes and more time just showing the hammer. The more I see of this movie the less I think I am going to enjoy it. Now don’t get me wrong I will see it. I will probably go to the midnight showing. I am a super hero movie whore. But it would be nice if they actually made a movie about the GOD OF THUNDER look like it should, instead of a bunch of jackasses fighting in ugly costumes. I watched the new Clash Of The Titans, I don’t want to see it again.

Better late then never as far as I’m concerned. On Thursday I had the pleasure of catching the midnight showing of Inception. Without giving away anything, this might be not only the most beautiful movie this year but also the most well thought out story I have seen in years. The entire film leaves you on the edge of your seat right from the beginning. Do yourself  a favor and find the time to head out and see this movie. I can promise it is money well spent.

I just got mind f’d by an Asian beatle. For the record, the girl he was competing against quit after hearing him sing. I think this might be a trend. First Steve Perry gets replaced by an Asian guy, now Whitney. And I have to be honest, I love it more then Dolph Lundgren singing Elvis…

WAIT WTF?!?!

Thanks to the good people at http://epicwinftw.com/ I now start my Tuesday with a smile. Everyone and I do mean EVERYONE who is bothered by this should stick their head in a plastic bag and breathe deep. Happy Tuesday kids!

While talking to a friend online I overheard the undead, I mean Andy Rooney bitching about going to the Superbowl. The more I thought about it the more I questioned who puts his crazy old ass on television…ah screw it, at least he’s crazy…

With the snowmageddon fast approaching the staff at MacgyverApproved.com would like to help you with your blizzard preparations. We started writing a list but everything hinged on getting a monkey. But since they’re not in season we got a little help from The Mike O’Meara Show. So before you head out for that last minute shopping here is a short list of essentials so you don’t forget anything…

Bread
milk
toilet paper
water
soft drink
batteries
canned food
flashlight
meat
eggs
nair
powdered drink mix
marbles
toothpaste
soap
tacks
laundry detergent
rice
beans
pliers
a long stick
breakfast cereal
tucks
eye makeup
pancake mix
chocolate chips
rope
alarm clock
fireplace bellows
glue
old books
hairspray
beets
wind sock
finger paint
assorted nuts
staple gun
brown sugar
warm damp towels
visine
limes
playing cards
orange crush
velvet
sardines
Excedrin
Tampons
Mutton
paint brushes
whiskey
a highlighter
clamps
diesel
non stick
cooking spray
feta
a clean bucket
a whisk
unmentionables
a block of ivory
candied green things
some snow melt
a saw
huggies
two jars
grapes
pineapple cubes
three in one oil
tiki torches
wax lips
kool-aid
air freshener
yellow cake mix
hot dogs
soldering gun
donuts
paste
kettle corn
grill cleaner
spaghetti
press on nails
cpr dummy
candles
mr bubble
gum, a hammer
spray on tanner
oreos
liquid skin

And before you say, “but I have milk at the house” trust us, you could always use more. And remember to stay safe out there!