With the snowmageddon fast approaching the staff at MacgyverApproved.com would like to help you with your blizzard preparations. We started writing a list but everything hinged on getting a monkey. But since they’re not in season we got a little help from The Mike O’Meara Show. So before you head out for that last minute shopping here is a short list of essentials so you don’t forget anything…
Bread
milk
toilet paper
water
soft drink
batteries
canned food
flashlight
meat
eggs
nair
powdered drink mix
marbles
toothpaste
soap
tacks
laundry detergent
rice
beans
pliers
a long stick
breakfast cereal
tucks
eye makeup
pancake mix
chocolate chips
rope
alarm clock
fireplace bellows
glue
old books
hairspray
beets
wind sock
finger paint
assorted nuts
staple gun
brown sugar
warm damp towels
visine
limes
playing cards
orange crush
velvet
sardines
Excedrin
Tampons
Mutton
paint brushes
whiskey
a highlighter
clamps
diesel
non stick
cooking spray
feta
a clean bucket
a whisk
unmentionables
a block of ivory
candied green things
some snow melt
a saw
huggies
two jars
grapes
pineapple cubes
three in one oil
tiki torches
wax lips
kool-aid
air freshener
yellow cake mix
hot dogs
soldering gun
donuts
paste
kettle corn
grill cleaner
spaghetti
press on nails
cpr dummy
candles
mr bubble
gum, a hammer
spray on tanner
oreos
liquid skin
And before you say, “but I have milk at the house” trust us, you could always use more. And remember to stay safe out there!